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About This Game

Glitch and Glory: Tales of Honeywood is a hilarious parody of classic MMORPGs, inspired by the humor of Epic NPC Man from Viva La Dirt League and the absurdity of classic fantasy. Dive into the ridiculous world of Honeywood, where you, a hapless adventurer, tackle absurd quests, battle NPC bureaucracy, and try not to mess everything up. Save sheep, fight spiders (or puppies?), negotiate with ghosts, and dodge fines from the Order of Paladins of Alderkeep. Expect sarcastic dialogue, unexpected twists, and a ton of nods to MMO culture.

Venture into the village of Honeywood, where every resident—from garlic farmer Greg to pompous wizard Baradun—is ready to throw a bizarre task your way. Read (or skip) instructions, choose between an axe or a broom, and try not to become the town’s laughingstock. Can you survive this chaotic world where even a chicken can get you in trouble with the whole village?

Key Features:

• MMORPG Parody: Satire on quests, NPCs, and gaming clichés packed with humor.

• Choices with Consequences: Your decisions impact reputation and outcomes.

• Absurd Characters: Meet the bureaucratic Quartermaster, philosophical gravediggers, and enigmatic Priestess.

• In-Game Achievements: Earn rewards for persistence (or sheer stupidity).

• Retro Style: Classic pixel art and dialogue in the spirit of RPG Maker MZ.

• References and Easter Eggs: Nods to famous fantasy novels, MMORPGs, and other iconic games and worlds.

If you’re ready to laugh at yourself and the absurdity of MMORPGs, Glitch and Glory is your ticket to an absurd adventure!