御三家Game-龙的上升

龙的上升

Ascent of the Dragon

类型:冒险游戏
发售日期:2024-02-20
更新日期:2025-07-27
游戏简介
"Ascent of the Dragon" is an endless side-scrolling runner! It has leaderboard support, so when you are playing this during office hours, meetings or calls, you can still get some progression in your life. Trust me, your boss won’t give you that satisfaction. Here are many of the reasons to play this game: Pretending to Work: It's the perfect cover for when your boss is talking about something that's supposed to be easy but ends up being very complicated as always. Procrastination Aid: Have important tasks to do and you are looking for an escape rope? This game is the perfect tool for procrastination. Screensaver: When you leave the game running, it makes for a great and unique screensaver. The ultimate disguise to continue the charade. Thanks to the leaderboards, you can play during office hours, meetings or calls to still enjoy some progression in your life as your boss will never give you that satisfaction. Dragons: Everybody loves dragons, so why miss out? Note: If you haven’t bought the game at this point in the description, I will send my pet dragon to burn you to a crisp. Healthy life choice: It's cheaper than a beer or any type of junk food, which makes it healthier. Strive to be the best: This probably won’t be hard, this game will probably sell worse than the deal I made with the devil. Introvert: When you're not in the mood to interact with other humans, this game provides the perfect excuse. "Sorry, can't talk. I'm busy guiding a dragon to its next collision”. If you are still reading the description at this point, then there’s no other option than to accept the inevitable. Buy this game. Come on! DO IT.
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游戏背景
龙之上升"是一款无尽的横向滚动跑酷游戏!它支持排行榜,所以当你在办公时间、会议或通话期间玩这款游戏时,你依然可以在生活中获得一些进步。相信我,你的老板不会给你那种满足感。

以下是玩这款游戏的许多理由:
    []假装工作:当你的老板谈论一些本应简单但总是变得非常复杂的事情时,这是完美的掩护。[]夜莺、帕尔世界或地狱突击队2需要一些时间下载。与其盯着屏幕发呆,不如玩这个游戏。[]拖延症辅助:有重要任务要做,你在寻找逃避的方法吗?这款游戏是完美的拖延工具。[]屏幕保护程序:当你让游戏运行时,它可以成为一个很棒且独特的屏幕保护程序。继续这场闹剧的终极伪装。[]多亏了排行榜,你可以在办公时间、会议或通话期间玩游戏,仍然享受生活中的一些进步,因为你的老板永远不会给你那种满足感。[]龙:每个人都喜欢龙,所以为什么错过呢?注:如果你在这段描述中还没买游戏,我将派我的宠物龙将你烧成脆片。[]健康生活选择:它比啤酒或任何类型的垃圾食品都便宜,这使它更健康。[]力争做到最好:这可能不难,这款游戏可能会卖得比我与恶魔的交易还要糟糕。
  • 内向者:当你不想与其他人交互时,这款游戏提供了完美的借口。“对不起,不能说话。我正忙着指引一条龙前往下一个碰撞”。

如果你此时仍在阅读这段描述,那么除了接受不可避免的事实之外别无选择。买这款游戏。来吧!做吧。
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系统要求
    最低配置:
    • 操作系统: a potato
    • 处理器: Some wires to give the potato electricity
    • 内存: 2 GB RAM
    • 显卡: Carve some room in the potato for a screen
    推荐配置:
    • 操作系统: a potato
    • 处理器: Some wires to give the potato electricity
    • 内存: 2 GB RAM
    • 显卡: Carve some room in potato the for a screen
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