超级心理棒球

Welcome to Super Psycho Baseball, a sadistic home-run hitting roguelike in which you try to conquer a gang of pitch-slinging bosses, each more psychotic than the last. "Baseball is like a fine wine—complex, intoxicating—however it is not a beverage nor is it made with grapes. I am confused. Where am I? Where is my wife?" - John Baseball Show your skill by hitting dingers against five different pitchers! The circuit features unique characters with their own trademark pitches. Good luck hitting against: Pitchy (super cool relaxed guy, very down to earth) Piney (has a lot of trauma) Harry (doesn't quite know how to work a computer) Cola Man (hates water) SUPER SECRET FINAL BOSS Each of these guys have one united goal: strike you out by any means necessary. Simply click the ball, dummy! The rules are quite easy. There are three innings. You must hit five home runs each inning to advance. You gain powerups as you go! Find the right combinations to defeat your adversaries and become a Psycho League Legend. Roadmap! This game is in early access, meaning initially you'll have access to the linear, yet challenging ladder mode. However, these features are under construction: PSYCHO LEAGUE: ever increasing difficulty modifiers! Can you defeat each one and reach the top? Branching playthroughs: the game will have paths that lead you to different enemies with assorted results! Dare you face an elite pitcher for a better item, or play it safe? Either way you'll probably lose. Much much more! Get in the game! Do you have five dollars to your name? Come play some baseball. "I'm gonna go ahead and tip you my next pitch: it's a fastball. - Pitchy Pitcherson